The latest scientific evidence tells us that the Moon is indeed made of cheese and that giant space rats are on the way to devour it. Since we only have a little time left as a nation we all need to contribute to the building of giant rat traps to be shot at the Moon so that they can trap the invading rats and save the Moon from being devoured. Given that Australian ingenuity is the best on the planet the other nations have left to protection of the Moon to us to achieve.
Any enlightened being will spot the flaw in this bog in a heartbeat. I mean how are the traps going to be set once they get there and what if some of them land on the Moon upside down? Luckily the same scientists who told us of this terrible event also have some ideas on how to solve these problems and new grant money is being prepared as your read this.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Why the left Hates Israel - A Theory
I have a theory as to why the Left hates Israel.
It is all about issue focus.
The left love and has adopted without question the fantasy of multiculturalism. The Utopian concept that disparate groups can live together in harmony. No matter how many times problems arise when such a principle is applied they are ignored and greater efforts goes into the cover-up and the subsequent actions.
Part of this love affair is with the idea that Islam is a wonderful religion of peace and apart from a tiny minority of extremists that Islam is our friend. Israel is ruing all of that.
It sits in the middle of a circle of enemies who want them wiped off the face of the Earth. Liberals believe that if this really happens then Islam will settle down and all will be well with the world.
I'm sure you can see the obvious flaw in this logic but the Left can't.
Sad isn't it.
It is all about issue focus.
The left love and has adopted without question the fantasy of multiculturalism. The Utopian concept that disparate groups can live together in harmony. No matter how many times problems arise when such a principle is applied they are ignored and greater efforts goes into the cover-up and the subsequent actions.
Part of this love affair is with the idea that Islam is a wonderful religion of peace and apart from a tiny minority of extremists that Islam is our friend. Israel is ruing all of that.
It sits in the middle of a circle of enemies who want them wiped off the face of the Earth. Liberals believe that if this really happens then Islam will settle down and all will be well with the world.
I'm sure you can see the obvious flaw in this logic but the Left can't.
Sad isn't it.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Gore and Fielding
This one is too easy.
Gore will never meet with Fielding because he has never met anyone to debate the issues.
He can't because he has nothing on this side apart from made up 'science.'
Nope, will never happen. Excuses will be made and that will be that.
Gore will never meet with Fielding because he has never met anyone to debate the issues.
He can't because he has nothing on this side apart from made up 'science.'
Nope, will never happen. Excuses will be made and that will be that.
Friday, July 10, 2009
China - It's Not That Difficult - Updated
For anyone who has lived in Asia for any amount of time the recent actions of China would be of no mystery at all.
This is a country with a long history of throwing its weight around, crushing opposition and taking what it wants. Then along comes an upstart nation with a mere 200 years of so of history compared to their 8000 odd years worth and it says "no" to them.
The automatic reaction is to punish, any way they can. So they did. No mystery, they just want someone to pay for the loss of face.
The problem is the media and the commentators. China is yet another subject they know little or nothing about. They think of the Olympics and forget about Tibet. They think of trade and forget human rights issues and past behaviour. They ignore all the companies that have been screwed over the years, company technologies stolen and businesses ruined.
They also ignore thousands of years of history. Of resistance crushed, 'face' protected and avenged and few Westerners are familiar with the concept of a plan that spans generations. Even less know of how many Asian nations are 'colonized' by Chinese influence.
My prediction is that nothing will come of this latest incident and in the anme of diplomacy and trade it will gradually fade and be 'forgotten.'
This is a country with a long history of throwing its weight around, crushing opposition and taking what it wants. Then along comes an upstart nation with a mere 200 years of so of history compared to their 8000 odd years worth and it says "no" to them.
The automatic reaction is to punish, any way they can. So they did. No mystery, they just want someone to pay for the loss of face.
The problem is the media and the commentators. China is yet another subject they know little or nothing about. They think of the Olympics and forget about Tibet. They think of trade and forget human rights issues and past behaviour. They ignore all the companies that have been screwed over the years, company technologies stolen and businesses ruined.
They also ignore thousands of years of history. Of resistance crushed, 'face' protected and avenged and few Westerners are familiar with the concept of a plan that spans generations. Even less know of how many Asian nations are 'colonized' by Chinese influence.
My prediction is that nothing will come of this latest incident and in the anme of diplomacy and trade it will gradually fade and be 'forgotten.'
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Gutless Politicians - Child Smokers
The quickest and easiest way to cut down on child or underage smoking is to ask them where they got the cigarettes.
If they answer "I don't know" then treat it as a case of theft.
If they tell you where they got them then fine (heavily) the shop or person who gave/sold them.
In other words punish the culprit.
What does our government do? They put up the price of cigarettes, in a word gutless.
No solution to the real problem of course.
If they answer "I don't know" then treat it as a case of theft.
If they tell you where they got them then fine (heavily) the shop or person who gave/sold them.
In other words punish the culprit.
What does our government do? They put up the price of cigarettes, in a word gutless.
No solution to the real problem of course.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Disadvantaged Aboriginals - What!
I am sick of seeing the world "disadvantaged" in the same sentence as Aboriginals.
The word means: "Deprived people considered as a group" Deprived of what?
They get free education all through University if they want it. They get more handouts than any other group in the country and even get a handout for every dog they own. They get free or heavily discounted cars and housing. Food vouchers that they trade for free alcohol, free medical and a host of other things.
How are they deprived? They are always considered first in any case of "us" versus "them" but somehow they seem to always remain 'poor' and "disadvantaged." An advantage is only one if it is taken and used. Many don't or won't and there is a whole other word to describe this kind of behaviour.
The word means: "Deprived people considered as a group" Deprived of what?
They get free education all through University if they want it. They get more handouts than any other group in the country and even get a handout for every dog they own. They get free or heavily discounted cars and housing. Food vouchers that they trade for free alcohol, free medical and a host of other things.
How are they deprived? They are always considered first in any case of "us" versus "them" but somehow they seem to always remain 'poor' and "disadvantaged." An advantage is only one if it is taken and used. Many don't or won't and there is a whole other word to describe this kind of behaviour.
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