The latest scientific evidence tells us that the Moon is indeed made of cheese and that giant space rats are on the way to devour it. Since we only have a little time left as a nation we all need to contribute to the building of giant rat traps to be shot at the Moon so that they can trap the invading rats and save the Moon from being devoured. Given that Australian ingenuity is the best on the planet the other nations have left to protection of the Moon to us to achieve.
Any enlightened being will spot the flaw in this bog in a heartbeat. I mean how are the traps going to be set once they get there and what if some of them land on the Moon upside down? Luckily the same scientists who told us of this terrible event also have some ideas on how to solve these problems and new grant money is being prepared as your read this.
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