OK children today we will learn to spell the word News.
First letter is P. This stands for pushing an agenda but it also stands for pestilence, poison, paparazzi
The Second letter is A. This stands for anti-truth, anti-balance, anti-freedom, anti-Israel, antipathy, arrogance, antagonism, agnostics, anti-West, Anti-own country. It doesn't stand for admission of wrong.
The third letter is N. This stands for negative spin, not-news, noise, nonsense, nipple, niggardly. It doesn't stand for notable, noble.
The Fourth letter is I. This stands for the Internet the source of news. It does not stand for investigation, intelligence, intelligent discussion, introspection, interrogation, informative. It does stand for ignorance, insolence, irate reporting, irony.
The final letter is C. This stands for cover-up, con, connive. It doesn't stand for conscience, consideration, conservative, constructive, complete, capable, coverage, content (verified that it).
So there you have it, the essence of news is to promote P-A-N-I-C wherever and whenever possible. I'm sure if you think about it you may come up with some other words of your own that you can use to spell news.
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